it was like eating out sand paper
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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