bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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