i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
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I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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