singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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