You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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