A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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