Pants 0. Shit 1.
You can't motorboat a personality
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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