remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
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They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize