ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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