you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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