is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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