people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Randomize
