i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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