god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
she peed on how many people?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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