i don't like sucking hair
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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