Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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