woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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