Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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