So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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