as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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