the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
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I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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