I puked a lego.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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