What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
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So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
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There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
We are all done wearing pants today
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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