Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
