i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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