Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
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