Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
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Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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