I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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