Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
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The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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