My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Just puked most of my soul out..
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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