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We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
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