Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
she pinky promised me she was 18
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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