So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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