Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
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Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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