so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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