hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
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Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
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New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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