I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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