My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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