isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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