New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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