I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Just high enough for therapy.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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