What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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