i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
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Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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