i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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