I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
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I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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