on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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