I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
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fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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