I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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