We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
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