no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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