Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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