id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
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I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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