I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
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We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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