we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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