we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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