Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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