it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I supernannyed him into submission
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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